Why? So you can get back to your real passion of sucking Haida's beautiful dick?
Maybe. (^‿^;)
Why wait until after work? Just call him over to your desk, get under it, and blow him.
I could never do that! Someone would catch me!
The only person who could see it from your desk would be me.
And I won't complain.
Girls! What the heck? Do you have any idea how awkward it is to walk around with a boner at work? (¬_¬)
No. You'd better come over and show us.
(o_O)
OMG, Fenneko, you're terrible!
If you want privacy, we can lead him to the supply closet.
He even has a convenient handle now…
No way. That would be super unprofessional.
It would certainly boost our morale. And that helps the company. Win-win.
I don't want to get fired! (>_<;) That is not on-the-clock behavior.
So you want to blow him in front of me off-the-clock?
You guys are gonna give me a heart attack…
That's just the pressure from having a giant boner. As your safety manager, I think Retsuko and I should take a hands-on approach.
You are not our safety manager!
I can't just stand by when my best friends' lives are in danger.
We're your best friends? (#^‿^)
Yeah.
Even before the Great Oversharing, I texted you guys way more than anybody else.
That's…unexpectedly sweet, coming from you, Fenneko. Retsuko, think you could get her phone away? Before she gets us fired?
You don't want to know what kind of look she just gave me.
As your safety manager, I take my duties seriously. (✧ω✧)
OMG.
You could always stop looking at your phone.
You look at your phone constantly!
I'm not the one walking around with a giant hard-on.
(Ò﹏Ó)
It's good for my morale, Haida. d( ❛ᴗ❛ )b
Thanks.
If you're not willing to show us in person, you should at least send a pic of your boner.
We're at work!
Retsuko needs that morale boost.
I wouldn't mind. (#^‿^) But you don't have to.
Ooh, nice!
For a start.
Now let's see the real deal.
Fenneko!
We're at work! I'm not whipping my dick out at my desk!
It doesn't have to be at your desk.
I'll make it worth your while.
Retsuko will too.
What?!
I'm joking. You don't have to. But I seriously will.
Worth it how? (>_>)
Only one way to find out.
…
Fine, but I'm taking it in the bathroom.
Nice.
(｡•‿•｡)
LOL Retsuko seriously just took a panty pic at her desk!
(⁄ ⁄>⁄ω⁄<⁄ ⁄)
!
Those are pretty cute panties.
Thanks!
This hasn't exactly resolved the boner situation. Not complaining, though.
WTF you've been going commando all day?
She just pulled them down a little without standing up.
How did nobody notice?!
The magic of skirts. (≧◡≦)
Because I didn't freak out when I did it.
You're just trying to one-up us!
Trying and succeeding.
Unless you're going to head back in the bathroom and jerk off for us.
Then you'd probably win.
…
(◕‿◕)b
Okay, so her tail bushes out when she's turned on. Good to know.
It does? (o_o)
She's ignoring us and working like a responsible adult.
You've done the company a great service.
I'll be sure to nominate you for an award.
Heh. It's its own reward, really.
You already jacked off in the bathroom didn't you?
…
Wow, you're both equally adorable and horny. You two really are made for each other.
❤
❤
You're just proving my point.
❤ (⇀ 3 ↼)
Um! That was meant for Retsuko.
Aw, I don't get a kiss?
I'm not used to having this chat on top.
That's a cold way to treat a girl, Haida. Giving her a kiss, then taking it back.
That's not what happened here!
We don't need to fight. (ɔˆз(ˆᴗˆ) ❤ (ɔˆз(ˆᴗˆ) Now everybody has a kiss.
Man, Retsuko is alarmingly cute.
(◕◡◕✿)
Almost done! We're almost free!
Are we the only ones left in the office?
Nobody is down here. Ton bailed an hour ago and everybody else disappeared after that. I just finished my reports. Waiting for them to send to the client.
So you were telling me about sucking his dick? What's that like?
Umm… (^﹏^;) Nice? It's really warm in my mouth.
Heh. (¬‿¬;) Guys, you're still in the chat with me.
I know.
I thought this was a girl talk thing?
It was. But you seemed weirded out by that, so now we're doing it here.
That's not any less weird!
Do you not want to hear what she thinks about sucking your dick?
…I guess that's fine. (>_>)
Please continue, Retsuko.
Oh! (#^ᴗ^) Well, I like the textures. And how it gets hard, but it's somehow soft. I like feeling it get hard in my mouth. That's fun. And his balls are cute and he seems to like when I hold onto them. I like how he moans. And sometimes his balls twitch.
That's a good sign. What do you think about all that, Haida?
She has really soft hands. (#¬_¬)
Sounds good. What else?
Haha, I mean, he does get a little leaky. And I like licking that.
How long does it take him to come in your mouth?
Umm, well, we haven't done that yet. (^‿^;) He usually finishes using his hand.
We've only tried it a few times.
What are you doing to try to push him over the edge?
I suck on it!
Do bob your head up and down? Maybe switch to a handjob?
No… (⁄ ⁄❛⁄ω⁄❛⁄ ⁄) Should I be?
Do I need to assign you some homework? Do you not watch porn?
I mostly read it. You know, stories and manga.
You read hentai?
(⁄ ⁄^⁄ω⁄^⁄ ⁄)
Tsk-tsk. Haida, we didn't work this hard for you to start dating Retsuko for you to not tell her what you like in bed.
Give me a break! I've never had a girlfriend before.
If you don't tell her what you like, how is she supposed to do it?
I dunno! Like I said, I don't know about this stuff.
I'm going to have to put you guys through cram school.
Cram school?
So you learn where and how to cram things.
~(>_<~)
I'll make some assignments. We don't want you falling behind.
Are you going to dress up like a sexy teacher for us?
Heh. (─‿‿─;) I thought this would be an online class. Why? Do you want me there in person, Haida? Watching you and Retsuko?
It can be online, if you want. (*^_^) Or whichever.
Wait, you're okay with that? I was mostly kidding.
I don't mind. (⁄ ⁄>⁄ω⁄<⁄ ⁄) I would've complained by now if I had a problem.
You should see Fenneko's face right now. It's really cute.
Wow. Look at the time. We should go home.
Haida, could you meet us at the elevator? I think we'd better stop by my place to talk.
You guys don't have to. I don't want to keep you up later.
Talk? Already?
Yeah! Just about the stuff you and I talked about before. (^‿^) No big deal.
Okay. Tackle her if she tries to run.
Retsuko could never stop me. I'd just keep running with her hanging on.
Are you running now? (¬‿¬)
Just hurry up and get over here. Your girlfriend is practically radiating flowers and sparkles.
