What's the story with these coffee candies on my desk?
They're from us. I got in early, so I dropped them off.
Oh. Cool. Why?
To sweeten you up. And because we know you like coffee, but we also know what happens when you drink too much of it. You get stuck in fast-forward.
That's fair. Thanks, guys.
Why didn't you just ask Retsuko?
She's not here yet.
Is she out sick? She hasn't texted yet. Should one of us go check on her?
Just running late! I'm still in the changing room!
Maybe if we gave her more coffee, she'd get to work faster.
(^‿^')
Okay, good.
It's sweet of you to worry, but I'm fine!
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Heh. You guys are too cute.
Your girlfriend is erroring out.
Stuck in blush mode.
(#❤ᴗ❤)
She can't even look at me without giggling.
Guess somebody didn't mind cram school.
Are you kidding? Sign me up for another lesson, Fenneko-sensei.
Guess any guy would be happy to have two ladies jerking him off.
Heh, I mean, maybe? I wouldn't wanna do what we've been doing with just anybody, you know?
You really know how to sweet-talk a girl, Haida.
We like you, Fenneko. (^‿^) We wouldn't want a safety manager who wasn't you.
Yeah, that would be super weird.
Ah yes. Because this is all so not weird.
Weird can be nice!
Maybe. But it's going to be super awkward at work once you don't need cram school anymore.
...Why would it have to end? (o_o;)
You'd seriously want some chick helping you bang your boyfriend forever?
If it's you! (#^‿^)
(-‿-)
Whoa, you're gonna help us bang now?
I thought I was supposed to be the shameless one.
The snuggles are nice too. I might have to get a bigger bed.
Heh. I can't believe I slept in the same bed as you guys.
I didn't mind. (⌒‿⌒)
I didn't think that was the most unbelievable thing that happened. (¬_¬)
I didn't mind that either. (#⌒‿⌒)
No snarky reply?
Retsuko, did she even see the text?
She saw. I think she's just feeling a little shy.
OMG. (ಠ‿ಠ) Fenneko, did something finally embarrass you?
It's okay to be sensitive. I like that we got to see that side of her.
Like you weren't embarrassed, Haida. You gave me the most platonic cuddles ever.
What is that supposed to mean?
Your hands always stayed super far away from my breasts and butt.
WTF. What was I supposed to do?
He's a very considerate cuddle partner. (* ^ ω ^)
Retsuko, on the other hand, spent half the night with her face in my boobs.
(⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) Come on, Fenneko. Don't mess with us like that.
Look into my eyes and tell me if I'm joking.
(°-°) Did I really? I didn't mean to!
I knew the risks when I took the job.
I have a tendency to curl up when I sleep. (T_T) I didn't know I was doing it.
Can confirm.
If I'm going to have someone bury her muzzle in my cleavage, at least it's you.
And if I'm going to have someone be super careful all night never to touch my butt, at least it's Haida.
(#^‿^)
Heh. (#¬_¬) Any time.
It's extra impressive because we know how much he likes butts.
( ˘~˘ ) You weren't griping this much when you climbed into bed with us last night.
It was the only logical course of action. Retsuko only has one bed and we all agreed we were too tired to get home.
You could've slept on the floor.
Retsuko had already ensnared me with her tail. I was powerless after that.
I didn't know my tail was so powerful. (⌒_⌒;)
I've been captured by her tail before. It's magical.
So you see I had no choice.
Yeah, that's fair.
(*/▽＼*)
So Fenneko…
Aren't you still in a meeting?
It's going pretty slowly. I was just wondering: Would you ever want to go on a date with us?
I'm cool with it, by the way. Retsuko and I already talked about it a bunch.
Maybe. Hey, is it true that male hyenas are into pegging?
What the heck kind of date are you imagining?!
Just curious. We fennecs are inquisitive by nature.
Seriously, where would you even get that idea?
The internet. There's a lot of those kinds of videos. Hyenas are disproportionately represented.
What's pegging? (•‿•) Is that a carnival game?
Depends on the carnival.
What are you even doing looking up those kinds of videos?
Masturbating. Obviously. And you haven't answered the question.
I've never tried it! How would I possibly know?
Just googled it. (O_O)
WTF! Don't google that during a meeting!
I didn't know what it was! (◕_◕;)
Jeez, Retsuko. Even I'm not brave enough to look up porn in a meeting.
It wasn't on purpose! Am I going to get fired? (;_;)
Tell them I had your phone! I'll take responsibility!
That story would be more believable if Haida admitted he was into pegging.
(Ò﹏Ó)
Also, the boss has no way to know what you're viewing on cellular data.
Whew. I'm in the back of the room, so nobody saw.
Well, the least your boyfriend can do now is fess up, after all the trouble he's put you through.
How is this my fault?!
If you'd just told poor innocent Retsuko how much you like it up the butt, she wouldn't have had to look it up.
Don't try to distract us. You haven't answered our question.
I'm heading out of the meeting now. It's fine if you're not interested. (￣▽￣*)ゞ We were just curious, since you're our friend and we like you for more than just the cram school stuff. It wouldn't have to be anything fancy. We could just to go to the mall or to a café or the park.
Fine.
!
(o‿o)
But we have to go to a movie. I don't want everybody looking when we hold hands.
Hey, there's going to be hand-holding? (¬‿¬) Nice.
Unless you'd rather jump straight to pegging.
Yeah, obviously. That's what they do in all the great romances.
…
What?
Not used to thinking of myself in a romance.
Your girlfriend is radiating a dangerously cute aura again.
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You're the safety manager. I'm sure you can handle it.
