Heh, you might want to check auto-correct there… (¬‿¬)
No, I need a dick pic from you.
This is the one time ever a girl has actually wanted a dick pic.
Retsuko says it's really big. She's really small. We're not sure if it can safely fit in her.
I so did not say that! (-‿-;)
I'm summing it up for him. We talked about his dick for like an hour.
An hour?!
It's a big topic, apparently.
And Retsuko wants a deep understanding of it.
Oh my gosh, Fenneko. You have no shame. (-_-;)
I lost it somewhere on the internet.
So I need to see it.
Your dick, Haida.
No way! You'll post it online or something!
You have my word.
This is totally a recipe for blackmail.
You don't have to do anything weird, Haida. We were just talking. It was just a silly conversation. (￣▽￣*)ゞ
About my dick.
For an hour.
An hour and counting.
Sorry! It just sort of came up!
They do that.
It wasn't anything bad! I was just talking about some of the things we've been trying out and how nice you are. She was just giving me advice.
About my dick.
And what to do with it.
(×﹏×)
WTF, do all girls talk about their boyfriends' dicks?
Are you upset that two girls got that excited about your dick?
Ugh. When you put it like that, no, it's fine.
So I'm told. More than fine, in fact.
…
It's for Retsuko's own safety, Haida.
Fenneko! I'm not in danger from his dick!
If you're worried about me blackmailing you, I'll give you some insurance.
…What?
You guys can have me take a pic of equal blackmail value.
WHAT?
You'll have Retsuko as your witness. She'll keep this all above board.
There is nothing above board about this!
Does that sounds like a fair trade to you, Resuko?
I mean, technically, yeah. It sounds fair. (⌒_⌒;)
Retsuko, would you mind jumping in here? Maybe explaining to our fine fennec friend how girlfriends don't like it when their boyfriends share pictures of their cocks.
…
I've never gotten a dick pic.
I never really wanted any before.
But I wouldn't mind seeing one from you.
See, Haida? She loves your dick.
Share the love. <3
Seriously, how can you even type these terrible things?
Foxes have no shame. Internet foxes especially.
…
You girls aren't just making fun of me? (¬_¬)
No! Of course not!
Am I ever not making fun of you?
And you're fine with Fenneko also seeing?
As long as it's only her, it's okay.
…
Happy now? Pervy fox.
Mmm. Lucky panda.
Fenneko!
I'm being polite. You could stand to say something nice about your boyfriend's dick, you know. He's going out of his comfort zone for us.
…
It's a really nice dick, Haida. (#^‿^)
Umm, thanks? Heh. I'm glad you like it.
You guys are adorable.
This doesn't really answer the question, though.
Gotta get it hard before we can make any judgements.
Hey! Come on! I just sent you one!
You could be a total grower.
Her life could be in danger.
My life is not in danger from his dick!
Two pics for one? There's no way that's fair.
Fine. You can have two of me. Of whatever you want.
Not to mention you're making me jerk off while still managing to take a good picture.
In any state you want.
What does that mean?!
You can each pick one. It's good for couples to do things together.
(^‿^)♡(^‿^)
Fine.
Whoa.
Does he always get that hard?
And drippy?
From what I've seen, yeah…
My boner is completely reasonable for the situation!
Oh, so you like having us both see your dick?
This was your idea!
Retsuko started it.
I did not!
Most of the dicks you see in porn are censored out. Glad I can see yours without it being pixelated.
Don't put rainbow and flower stickers on my junk!
It's just so pretty. (*^‿^)
She's right.
Whatever. Just don't save these or anything.
Too late. You should have made that part of the deal beforehand.
I'm keeping yours then!
I guess that's just what you have to do.
Do I have to take pics too? Of, you know…myself?
Do you want to?
It seems unfair for me not to.
…
I guess maybe this is okay.
(^‿^)
Well, it looks about as big as the biggest toy I use.
What the hell, Fenneko?!
What?
Whadda you mean 'what'? You just sent a picture of a giant silicone dong!
Umm, yeah. You've been sending pics of a real one.
…
That is a good point.
Don't worry. That doesn't count as one of my pics.
Oh jeez. Thank goodness for that.
My point is it should be safe for you to have sex.
(^‿^)b
So long as someone is there to supervise.
A safety manager.
WTF?
OMG, what would that even mean? Do you wear a construction helmet?
Depends on what's getting swung around.
We could buy you some of those light-up batons to direct traffic.
Why bother? Just have her wave around all these dildos she apparently owns.
Not everybody has access to a dick like yours.
Like I said, Retsuko is a lucky girl.
(°◡°♡)
…
Is it really that nice?
｡ﾟ･ (>﹏<) ･ﾟ｡ Yes.
If I say yes, do I get a free pic?
No free pics! You haven't even paid off your tab yet!
Maybe it's even harder now.
If this is going to be up to code, we need to see it at its biggest.
Up to code?
Yeah. Safety codes.
Well, you're gonna have to wait then. Like, half an hour.
Why?
…
Clean-up in the hyena aisle.
Seriously. What is wrong with you?
As safety manager, I'll put up signs so nobody slips.
(^‿^)b
Since when are you the safety manager?!
I'm a recent hire. Just started today.
(b ᵔ▽ᵔ)b
I'm sure we can get there in under a half hour if we all work together. Just imagine Retsuko is giving you a blowjob. She's told me how much she likes doing it.
She did?
(❛ᴗ❛)
I'm going to need a photo of that mess you made. For the safety records.
No! You're just trying to trick me into doing stuff without having to do anything.
Oh, so you want to see me do something?
(`ヘ´)
It's okay, Haida. (*^‿^*) I don't mind. Fair is fair.
Oh? Good. You can go first.
Me?!
Yeah, since you're fine with it and all.
…
You don't have to, if you don't want to. With you as my witness, we probably have enough dirt on her to keep her quiet. Probably.
Would you be okay with touching yourself, Fenneko?
Excuse me? (o_O) Where the heck did that come from?
(⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)
Way ahead of you, Retsuko.
!
You aren't even wearing pants!
Neither are you.
You guys had me take them off! And you've been perving on us the whole time!
What did you think I was doing?
…
I like that sweater on you. It's cute. (^‿^)
Thanks.
The sweater? That's what got your attention?
Uhh…yes? ٩(◕‿◕)۶
In the pic where you can clearly see her playing with herself?
It fits her really well. At the hips.
…
And I like how it doesn't cover up too much. Lower than the hips. (｡- ω -)
